#incorrect warrior cats

[protagaster]

Penelope: I weaved this tapestry for you depicting our friendship!

Ares: You know, I’m not really a "tapestry" person.

Penelope: Oh, you don’t have to keep it...

Ares: No, I’m gonna cherish it forever now. Back off.

[flare-the-drawer]

Do you see my vision

[carboniila]

Willowpelt knows that Darkkit is a big fan of Tigerclaw, so she always asks him to bring her prey.

This makes Darkkit very happy, but Tigerclaw thinks he is being punished for something

[queerstudiesnatural]

HI FRIENDS 🙏

My dear friend Amal Ashour (@amalashuor) just informed me that two days ago, her sister Nour and Nour's husband were robbed, and their phones were stolen. Nour already has a GFM campaign dedicated to helping her disabled son Muhammed continue to get treatment, but I am making this separate fundraiser to help them raise money quickly to get new phones, as without phones they are cut off from the internet and from getting further help.

I am planning on sending the money raised to Amal so she can help her sister and brother-in-law get new phones as soon as possible.

Thank you for your generosity.

If you have any questions about the legitimacy of this fundraiser feel free to contact me, or to contact Amal or Nour directly, @amalashuor and @noor-yashour on tumblr. Amal's GFM is #175 on the list of verified campaigns, and has been verified by many people besides me.

[fyrefrostanimus]

Yeah I think I'll be Contrarianposting for a bit. That little guy has wrapped himself around my brain

I wanted to explore some of Contrarian's self-loathing issues in the AU, but seeing as the route he appears in is the one where he defies a god I didn't know how.

Anyways I think I have a solution + a concrete way him and Stubborn became best friends

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*Contrarian is talking to himself and visibly upset, Stubborn notices and decides to say something since he doesn't have much else to do*

Stubborn: Well, what has you down?

Contrarian: It's something I did.

Stubborn: And what would that be?

Contrarian: I threw the blade into The Princess' eye.

Stubborn: Good aim. What's there to be upset about?

Contrarian: I made everyone else get hurt! Besides, I wouldn't say I had "good aim," her eyes were a pretty big target. A minor achievement.

Stubborn: * pausing before suddenly realizing Contrarian is talking about The Apotheosis* What?!

Contrarian: I know, it's a big mista-

Stubborn: You spited a god and scarred she which claimed to be invulnerable, and call that a "minor achievement?"

[lucario765g]

Fireheart: I’m in love with you.

Onewhisker: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Fireheart: I know.

Onewhisker: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[chronicbeans]

Baxter: Charlie! CHARLIE! CAN YOU COME UPSTAIRS THAT FUCKING CAT SNUCK IN THE HOUSE!!

Cursed Cat Alastor: *existing*

Baxter: oh shit- please... CHARLIE CAN YOU COME UPSTAIRS THAT FUCKING CAT- IT CAME IN THE HOUSE! I'M UNDER THE BED!

Cursed Cat Alastor: *starts approaching*

Baxter: Charlie- AH NO NO NO HERE IT COMES- CHARLIE! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY-!

[wolfclan-gen]

WOLFCLAN: Allegiances, end of Year 1

Year 1 recap:

Rapidkit had his ear shredded by a trespassing cat, which resulted in partial hearing loss. Soon after becoming an apprentice he broke his leg in a rockslide. He was made deputy as soon as he became a warrior, as there was no other cat able to take the role.

Shimmerstar mentored Rapidpaw, Polecatpaw, and Badgerpaw. Indigopaw decided to become a healer, with a natural instinct for the role, despite having no mentor.

Terracotta was rescued from a twoleg and joined the clan. Moons later, after seeing Rapidwind sneak out of camp at night, she tried to follow him but was killed by wolves.

[warriors-firecat]

Graystripe: Do you want to know your gay name? Firestar: My... my gay name? Graystripe: Yeah, it's your first name- Firestar: Haha. Very funny Graystripe- Graystripe: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Firestar: Oh- oh my god.

[abysspaw]

Fireheart: "Oh no! We're all doomed by the narrative!" Maybe you are. I'm the narrative's favorite.

-years later-

Firestar: As it turns out, this is not a good thing for me.

[pippastrelle]

Darktail: "You ruined my life!"

Onestar: "How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there"

[threemoonwatchers]

Lloyd: no one wants to deal with my daddy issues, so I have to deal with it myself.

[warriors-as-shit-ive-said]

hollyleaf: our lesbianism turns to shit talking and our shit talking turns to lesbianism

[mist-dancing]

My Warriors Family trees, all the way up to recent books and events.

Thunderclan

Shadowclan

Skyclan

Windclan

Riverclan

Hi i’m Mist/Tide and I’m so normal about Warrior cats that i dedicate months of time and energy into stupid stuff like this, coming soon:

Entire genetically accurate family trees

A table of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER EVER MENTIONED BY NAME, what books they appeared in, and when they died. (I’ve already done Thunderclan)

And a graphs of every death in each clan and what is most common.

[terrorquotestm]

Tozer: Are you talking back to me?

Hickey: Yeah, that’s how a conversation works.

[chronicbeans]

Cursed Cat Alastor: *exists*

Angel Dust: Charlie! Yo there's a stray cat outside! I don't want it starting a fight with Luci...

Snek Lucifer: ... 😡

Angel Dust: Don't worry Luci, it's okay. Pspsps it's okay Luci, don't worry about it. CHARLIE! There's a weird fucking stray cat outside! It looks...

Cursed Cat Alastor: 👁️👁️

Angel Dust: It looks like Alastor the fucking thing. Hey, get the fuck outta here! I don't even know if that's a fucking cat... BLINK MOTHAFUCKA!

Cursed Cat Alastor: *Approaches menacingly*

Angel Dust: AAAAAAAAAA NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-